If you are one of our valued readers who, nonetheless, thinks that there is no meaning to Madonna (nickname Madge) and no magnificence in her work, can I ask you to turn away now for a few minutes?‎ Yes, yes, you say it’s only pop music, and the problem with modern music like Madonna (not modern any more) is that you can’t tell the boys from the girls, and it’s got no tune, and policemen are getting younger, and Harold Wilson has gone too far this time, but you are wrong.